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A Heart Warming Story
In our October 13th "Naked Twister" BSAT Question of the Day, we reworked a College Board question written by a repressed drone--we'll call her "Imelda"--at the...
SAT linked to Post Traumatic Stress.
According to a new study, those Saturday mornings we all spent in the custody of the College Board were even more damaging than we thought at the time. The SAT strain...
BUCKS for NERDS Program Announced
Have you heard about the BSAT? It's the entirely rude alternative test that is about to inflict serious beatdown on the SAT and ACT, which are boring and not...
PANIC AT THE COLLEGE BOARD!
With the big test tomorrow, our mole inside the College Board clues us that "...the place is swarming with freaks in Hazmat suits!" Apparently, there's a real...
College Board Shocker! Eww!
Our mole inside the College Board (we're not saying where exactly, but he's embedded deep in the Bubble Sheet Manual Review Section) has filed an...
And we thought we had a face only a mother could love...
Check out the reviews we're getting at Amazon. We don't even know this guy, but he sounds awesome! Thanks to Dennis and everyone else who's told us...
National Punctuation Day
Today is National Punctuation Day, a day to celebrate the workhorses of linguistics. But while the other losers are spending today raving about commas and semicolons,...
New Spring Break spinoff: Fall Break!
Cancun, Mexico, Sept. 17— The BSAT Collegiate Council announced today that, in addition to the traditional Spring Break, its member institutions will implement...
A New Path to College Affordability: Indentured Servitude
Burpee College, a midwestern liberal arts school, today announced a new initiative to allow needy students to work off college tuition with 4 years of unpaid hard...
The BSAT brings back Analogies!
In 2005 the bastards at the College Board dropped Analogies from the SAT. Supposedly this made room for their useless and ridiculous Essay section. But the real...