bsat blog

The Academy at ****** has now officially switched to the BSAT. We no longer permit our students to participate in the farce that is the SAT or the idiocy that is the ACT.

It is my belief that the way ahead lies with common sense, real-life problem solving and individual initiative. These qualities are exemplified by the BSAT and no other test.

I have notified all colleges to which we traditionally send our kids as well as the College Board itself. THOSE assholes (the College Board) have objected strenuously, insinuating that the BSAT is not a real test and threatening to file a lawsuit. My answer? I have been sued by much scarier bastards than you, you fuck-faces! And if your process server so much as darkens my door with your legal BS, I will countersue your asses in federal court for antitrust, child abuse and fraud!

Every college admissions office I have spoken to about this knows me well. And they promise to take my decision exactly as seriously as they do all decisions made by me, Bud Binger, the Greatest Gift to college admissions counseling in the history of the known universe (and several yet undiscovered universes probably).

Now I realize that Bud Binger's endorsement will probably propel these BSAT guys to stardom and their test-prep book, The BSAT Official Study Guide, to the top of the best-seller charts. So be it. Oprah has the same effect with her endorsements. What's right is right. (They'd just better donate to the Academy's Capital Campaign!)

If any assholes questions my motivations in choosing the BSAT, know this: I am not driven by money or any worldly rewards. Anyone who knows me cannot doubt this. I have been sued -- almost always falsely I should note! -- for psychological cruelty, educational malpractice, child endangerment, sexual harrassment, falsifying credentials, environmental polution, but never, not once, EVER, has Bud Binger EVER been sued for financial malfeasance. Money matters not at all to me. Some have suggested that this may have something to do with my having had a very rich father who left everything to me so I could indulge any narcissistic mania I chose without having to worry about it succeeding financially. But I choose THIS one!

Bud Binger has chosen. The BSAT wins. The children win. Fuck everyone else.