bsat blog

With the big test tomorrow, our mole inside the College Board clues us that "...the place is swarming with freaks in Hazmat suits!" Apparently, there's a real worry that last week's outbreak [see Oct 1 blogpost] has infected the famous bubble-in test forms that millions of kids will be handling tomorrow. Rumors are spreading about an entirely new "Herpes CB" strain that's transmitted via paper. "The chickens are coming home to roost," our guy says, "and they've got some gnarly sores." Another positive sign for the BSAT?