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Have you heard about the BSAT? It's the entirely rude alternative test that is about to inflict serious beatdown on the SAT and ACT, which are boring and not funny and deserve to die. It's a noble and worthy cause and we want your help.

 

If you can make up funny fake SAT questions, we want your brain! Monetize your smarts by entering the SPOOF THE SAT Contest at BSATWorld.com.

 

What sort of questions are we talking about? Here's a math example:

 

Kent farts. One-half of the people in the room leave. Then four come in, get a whiff, and half of them quickly exit. The number remaining is three-halves as many as were there when Kent first ripped it. How many was that?

 

A) 2

B) 3

C) 120

D) It cannot be determined.

E) It can be determined, but I cannot determine it.

 

Or how about this Sentence Completion:

 

1. The wino passed out in a ------- puddle of his own regurgitant.

 

A) superchunky

B) free range

C) putrid

D) cozy

E) magnificent

 

(Both questions are from The BSAT Official Study Guide, available at bookstores everywhere.)

 

Simply go to the web site www.BSATWorld.com and submit your questions right on the site. Each week the question that garners the most Thumbs Up will win a $50 iTunes gift card. So get your friends to vote.

 

Submitted questions can include graphics and/or videos. They can be as clean or filthy as you like--just so they're funny.

 

Help turn the College Board into dead meat. Now that would be funny. Join the quest at www.BSATWorld.com.