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In our October 13th "Naked Twister" BSAT Question of the Day, we reworked a College Board question written by a repressed drone--we'll call her "Imelda"--at the College Board, that satanic pablum mill. We saw BSAT potential in "Imelda", and boy, were our instincts right!

 

Imelda created an engaging solid geometry problem that began: "If the volume of a cylindrical rod, fully erect, is 8.5 cubic inches..." [our emphasis]. Those two words--fully erect--make the problem 20 times more interesting. To us, that bespeaks a dazzling talent. And when we saw Imelda's problem that compared "STD transmission rates in different national fraternities", we knew we wanted this sicko on our writing staff. By a stroke of luck, it turns out that she had just been fired by those bastards at the College Board.

 

The happy upshot? Being a total loner misfit, she was able to relocate immediately to Bellows Falls, where we're HQ'ed. And she starts work on Monday. Look for Imelda's distinctive style of gratuitous sleaze. We think you'll like it as much as we do.