BSAT Takes NYC By Storm!
We (John and Marc) journeyed out of our bunker at BSAT world HQ last week to do a presentation at the world-famous Friars Club in NYC to a packed crowd of about 150 glitterati and educationistas.
Not only did we keep up the pressure on those bastards at the College Board, but we showed the world that standardized tests don't have to bite the big one. All available copies of The BSAT Official Study Guide were quickly snapped up and we were mobbed by well-wishers and flip cams. We introduced the BSAT, trashed the Colege Board and presented sample BSAT questions. As the crowd sang along to the debut of the Official BSAT Song, you could feel the cultural climate change in the air. The College Board is going DOWN!
The evening was personally rewarding to us because we're all about education, and people really learned something. On school principal was overhead saying she "really learned a lot tonight. Id never heard of the Greek myth of Dildo and Herpes before. Nor did I realize that a pair of boobs could be represented mathematically."
Last Thursday night the BSAT got thumbs-up and the SAT got the finger!
Not only did we keep up the pressure on those bastards at the College Board, but we showed the world that standardized tests don't have to bite the big one. All available copies of The BSAT Official Study Guide were quickly snapped up and we were mobbed by well-wishers and flip cams. We introduced the BSAT, trashed the Colege Board and presented sample BSAT questions. As the crowd sang along to the debut of the Official BSAT Song, you could feel the cultural climate change in the air. The College Board is going DOWN!
The evening was personally rewarding to us because we're all about education, and people really learned something. On school principal was overhead saying she "really learned a lot tonight. Id never heard of the Greek myth of Dildo and Herpes before. Nor did I realize that a pair of boobs could be represented mathematically."
Last Thursday night the BSAT got thumbs-up and the SAT got the finger!
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