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Alright fellas, we all know that college is about more than what you learn in the classroom and I thought I'd roll out some tips for those of you wondering how you're going to fair with the fairer sex once in college. This is all based on a philosophy espoused by my good buddy, "The Big Dog" who said that in case a lady comes back to your dorm room you should always have two things ready: 1. a bottle of Andre California Champagne and 2. a copy of "Mean Girls" on DVD. Now "Mean Girls" was the popular film of the day back then, so I think we can expand the films (don't mess with the Andre, and don't have it be Cold Duck flavored either.) So without further ado I present 5 college makeout movies to avoid at all costs, and then 5 good college makeout movies. Feel free to add to either least or debate my choices in the comments section!

5 College Makeout Movies to Avoid
Requiem for a Dream - Probably not getting anyone in the mood
Passion of the Christ - Jim Caviezel just doesn't do it for me
Cocoon - Unless you're taking the cougar thing waaaay too far
Platoon - No matter how dreamy she thinks Tom Berenger is
Schindler's List - We've all seen the "Seinfeld". This needs no explanation

5 College Makeout Movies to Have on Your Shelf

Garden State - Because a. girls love indie rock, b. Natalie Portman's hot and c. Zach Braff's non-threatening so as not to ruin your chubb.
The Notebook - She wont be able to resist, you're not distracted by crucial plot points
Lady and the Tramp - Especially if you have a plate of spaghetti on hand
Casablanca - Not only is it one of the greatest love stories of our time, as a bonus  watching movies in black and white is at least as smart-looking as reading books.
Schindler's Fist - Bow chicka bow wow