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At the BSAT one of our contributors' day job is a part time footware critic for a certain well-known blog. This is his latest Sentence Improvement.
In the final round of the "World's Ugliest Shoes Contest" in Las Vegas, it came down to a shootout between Crocs, Uggs or Birkenstocks.
Being the cream of the crop didn't innoculate him against stepping on his own dick.
barfing : calling Ralph on the big white phone :: jerking off : ______
20 lbs of shit in a 10 lbs bag
Well That'll Throw a Monkey Wrench in Your....Dinner?
"The couple admitted that they had known what they did was against the law and they hunted the monkeys for their meat because beef and chicken were ________________________________."
touchy feely :: hippy dippy :: wishy washy : ______
From The BSAT Official Study Guide by John Forster & Marc Segan
HALL OF FAME QOD from October 10, 2009
In a certain show choir there are 20 members. Of those, 20 percent are tone deaf, 60 percent are narcissists and 85 percent are not popular. What is the greatest possible number of popular tone deaf narcissists?
A tip of the cap to Reuters for, ahem, rising to the occasion.
From "The BSAT Official Study Guide" by John Forster & Marc Segan (Running Press)
THIS IS A HALL OF FAME BSAT QUESTION OF THE DAY FROM SEPT 29, 2009
Yesterday (Sept 28, 2009), the College Board sent out this Question of the Day. Even we admit it's got possibilities. But then the idiots blew it -- the answers they offered were all boring and sucked. We offer BSAT alternative answers with today's Sentence Completion.
The Official College Board Question of the Day for Sept 28, 2009: "A dictatorship _______ its citizens to be docile and finds it expedient to make outcasts of those who do not _______."
Yesterday (Sept 28, 2009), the College Board sent out this Question of the Day. Even we admit it's got possibilities. But then the idiots blew it -- the answers they offered were all boring and sucked. We offer BSAT alternative answers with today's Sentence Completion.
The Official College Board Question of the Day for Sept 28, 2009: "A dictatorship _______ its citizens to be docile and finds it expedient to make outcasts of those who do not _______."
From The BSAT Official Study Guide by John Forster & Marc Segan
Ronald writes headlines for The New York Post. He was trying to come up with the best headline to encapsulate the status of air travel after the Icelandic volcanic eruption. Which headline will he choose for the front page:
