more bsat questions

The sentence below may or may not need improving. Choose the answer choice that makes it least screwed up.

Like Somali pirates, a car salesman works on commission, but only recently, in a desperate attempt to unload mounds of Detroit's stinkers, have they started taking hostages and using shoulder-launched rockets.

The following is a BSAT Math problem. Solve it. Pick the right answer. Or don't. See if we care.

Zack, a nerd, is obsessed with breasts. After studying all the girls in the junior class, he has created the graph below.

What is the median cup size for the girls in Zack's class?

Complete the following sentence by choosing the answer that is least wrong.

Mr. Krause was especially proud of the Guidance Department's new Student Attitude Recalibrator but he was unhappy that _______.

Idiots that they are, the College Board cut Analogies out of the SAT in 2005. But Analogies are the most fun you can have with a #2 pencil! Lots more available in The BSAT Official Study Guide.

Below you are given a pair of words or phrases that are somehow related. Select the choice that makes the second pair related in the same way as the first.

whatchamacallit : Alzheimer's    ::    goddamfuckingcocksucker : _______

Complete the following sentence by choosing the answer that is least wrong.

When CitiBank is borrowing massive amounts of government money at 0% interest and then lending it to the rest of us at 29%, ________.

The following is a BSAT Math problem. Solve it. Pick the right answer. Or don't. See if we care.

Which of the below equations is definitely NOT represented in the coordinate plane below?

The following sentence may be screwed up in some way. Or it may not. Pick the best alternative to the underlined portion.

The cornerstones of Norman's comprehensive self-improvement program consisted of learning Chinese, reading the Greek Philosophers and a penis enlargement.

Idiots that they are, the College Board cut Analogies out of the SAT in 2005. But Analogies are the most fun you can have with a #2 pencil! Lots more available in The BSAT Official Study Guide.

Below you are given a pair of words or phrases that are somehow related. Select the choice that makes the second pair related in the same way as the first. 

a can of Reddi-wip : fire extinguisher    ::    _____ : condom

The following is a BSAT Math problem. Solve it. Pick the right answer. Or don't. See if we care. 

Alone and depressed on a Saturday night, Roxanne buys an 18-oz. (1 lb., 2 oz.) Costco chocolate layer cake. Before she knows it, she has eaten all but the slice indicated below.

How much cake has Roxanne stuffed down?

The following sentence may be screwed up in some way. Or it may not. Pick the best alternative to the underlined portion.

These days being a professional monarch is no fun, now that crippling tax levies are out, crusades are unpopular and to boil the peasantry in oil is a nonstarter.

Because they're idiots, the College Board cut Analogies out of the SAT in 2005. But Analogies are the most fun you can have with a #2 pencil! Lots more available in The BSAT Official Study Guide.

Here's how analogy problems work: you are given a pair of words, phrases or whatevers that are somehow related. Select the choice that makes the second pair related in the same way as the first.

possession : exorcist    ::    sewer backup : ______

The following sentence contains a blank. Pick the term that seems the least inappropriate to fill it in.

The spread of underground illegal Sissy-Fighting has led several school systems to overreact, outlawing even innocent practices like _______.

You may not be familiar with analogy problems, since the College Board cut them out of the SAT in 2005. Why, you may wonder? Because they're idiots. Analogies are the most fun you can have with a #2 pencil! Lots more available in The BSAT Official Study Guide.

Here's how analogy problems work: you are given a pair of words, phrases or whatevers that are somehow related. From the choices offered, select the second pair that are related in the same way as the first pair.

cash : clunker    ::    ______ : ______

The following is a BSAT Math problem. Solve it. Pick the right answer. Or don't. See if we care. [This question comes from The BSAT Official Study Guide $12.95 at bookstores everywhere!]

Richie is sick of pushing his brother Leo's wheelchair. Based on the diagram below, what is the number of complete rotations of the large rear wheel needed for Richie to get Leo's small front wheel past the edge of the cliff?

The following sentence may be screwed up in some way. Or it may not. Pick the best alternative to the underlined portion.

As its endowment plummeted, the Juilliard School of Music found a whole new source of income by creating a degree program in Guitar Hero.

The following sentence contains a blank. Pick the word that seems the least inappropriate to fill it in.

Since it had become politically _____________ to close the prison, the agency was inspired to turn it into Guantanamo Playland, with the jihadist inmates staying on as cast members with full union benefits.

The following is a BSAT Math problem. Figure it out and choose the best answer.

If the blue clowns frighten half the children during the first half of the circus, the red clowns terrify three-eighths in the second half, and the yellow clowns finally get the last seventeen holdouts to shit themselves at the end, how many kiddies did the blue clowns upset?

BSAT Hall of Fame Question from Oct. 2, 2009

Have you ever taken a Rohrschach test? You just look at an ink blot and say what it reminds you of. Then you get a score between 200 and 800. Today's Sentence Improvement.

Her Siamese cats born gruesomely attached, the psychiatrist should have chosen a different ink blot for Cynthia's Rohrschach test.