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Sissy-fighting

 

THIS BSAT HALL OF FAME QUESTION OF THE DAY ORIGINALLY APPEARED ON AUGUST 19, 2009

The following sentence contains a blank. Pick the term that seems the least inappropriate to fill it in.

 


The spread of underground illegal Sissy-Fighting has led several school systems to overreact, outlawing even innocent practices like _______.

Sissy%20Fighting

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Is the SAT torture?

 

A BSAT HALL OF FAME QUESTION OF THE DAY

You have to take the SAT tomorrow. You don't have to take the BSAT. Now do you understand which one sucks? Today's Sentence Improvement question:
 

 

In evaluating torture techniques for inmates at Gitmo, it came down to administering either waterboarding or the SAT, but the ladder was rejected as cruel and unusual.

SAT%20Bubble-in%20image

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Archaeologist babe

The following appeared on February 3 as the official College Board Question of the Day. Today we present alternative answers -- the ones those dopes wish they had offered.

 

The archaeologist enjoyed the ------- life she led while gathering artifacts; she never stayed at any one site long enough to get bored.
Sexy%20Archaeologist
Hat tip to those bastards at the College Board

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Does the SAT meet the legal definition of

Scantron
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In evaluating torture techniques for inmates at Gitmo, it came down to administering either waterboarding or the SAT, but the ladder was rejected as cruel and unusual.
From BSATorld.com, this question was first posted back in simpler times, on October 10, 2009. There are lots more where it came from. Have a look.

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College Admissions and Sexting

With today's Question of the Day, the BSAT helps you focus on the personal attributes that colleges are really looking for. 'Savoir faire' always impresses them: knowing how to do just the right thing in the right situation.

_______ your college admissions officer is an ideal way to express sincere interest in a school.

Sexting

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Plagiarism essay

Ranging far beyond the staid and stuffy SAT, the BSAT deploys vocabulary words of unique power and surprise. Words that you may well didn't even want to know. Today's Sentence Completion Question of the Day.

Bill's essay on plagiarism didn't earn him the grade he'd hoped for once the professor discovered that it had been _______.

Plagiarism

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New Dorm Rules for Sex

At the BSAT we want to get you ready for college life. The recent Tufts University dorm sex policy controversy offers a teachable moment and a jolly good Sentence Completion.

The Tufts Daily, September 26, 2010 -- ResLife has capitulated and reversed its controversial 2009 policy so that sex is now permissible in dorm rooms when roommates are present provided that ______.

Tufts

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Is the SAT torture?

You have to take the SAT tomorrow. You don't have to take the BSAT. Now do you understand which one sucks? Today's Sentence Improvement question:

In evaluating torture techniques for inmates at Gitmo, it came down to administering either waterboarding or the SAT, but the ladder was rejected as cruel and unusual.

Scantron

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A Thousand Skinny Envelopes

Mailbox

Maybe you think you're already as anxious as you can get about college admissions. We don't. Try today's Sentence Improvement:

Willard had a nightmare and the nightmare was that on college Decision Day, he received a fat envelope but when he tore it open, out spilled a thousand skinny envelopes.

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Obama Speech to School Kids

Unlike the SAT, a BSAT Sentence Improvement question is often related to crucial current events:

Yesterday President Obama attempted to indoctrinate 40 million school kids through the means of his Neuralizing Socialist Mind Ray, but luckily they detected the powerful beam just in time and made him stop.

Obama

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High-Voltage Attitude Recalibrator

Complete the following sentence by choosing the answer that is least wrong.

Mr. Krause was especially proud of the Guidance Department's new Student Attitude Recalibrator but he was unhappy that _______.

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Sissy-fighting

The following sentence contains a blank. Pick the term that seems the least inappropriate to fill it in.

 

The spread of underground illegal Sissy-Fighting has led several school systems to overreact, outlawing even innocent practices like _______.

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Juilliard's Guitar Hero program

The following sentence may be screwed up in some way. Or it may not. Pick the best alternative to the underlined portion.

 

As its endowment plummeted, the Juilliard School of Music found a whole new source of income by creating a degree program in Guitar Hero.

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