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After two weeks on "Dancing With the Stars," Shannen Doherty is leaving the ballroom, leaving fans to wonder ____________________.

The BSAT goes back to the well. It's just too good to resist. Today's Sentence Completion Question of the Day...

Sex addiction is a horrible condition that it has quite nearly derailed the career of a great athlete and betrayed fans everywhere.

Let the equation f(T) = s⁴ - s_i^1/2 + h⁶ represent Tiger Woods' internal state at the time of his recent public apology, where: s = sorry, s_i = sincere and h = horny 

Based on the above, which of the following best describes Tiger's condition:

Tennis star Serena Williams, not usually a source of famous quotes, has come up with a classic, shouted in anger to a line judge at the 2009 US Open Semi-Finals. But can it be improved upon?

"I swear to God I'm fucking taking this ball and shoving it down your fucking throat."

Tennis star Serena Williams, not usually a source of famous quotes, has come up with a classic, shouted in anger to a line judge at the 2009 US Open Semi-Finals. But can it be improved upon?

"I swear to God I'm fucking taking this ball and shoving it down your fucking throat."

A photobomb is usually either a person or a thing that doesn't belong in the picture, but every once in a while it's ______.

On the upcoming Grammies show Adam Lambert will attempt to top his American Music Awards appearance by _______.

As the mathematical series known as Tiger's Mistresses approaches infinity, we see an opportunity to explore a new branch of BSAT math.

Tiger Woods has Mistresses m₁, m₂, m₃...m_x. If every 5th mistress is not a bimbo and m₂ is not a bimbo, determine if m₂₉ is a bimbo or not.

QUACK! Yesterday the College Board served up a big fat sitting duck, complete with "KICK ME" sign affixed to its waddling duck-butt. BSAT answers the call, reproducing their exact Question of the Day, but offering you answer choices that those idiots didn't have the drake-nuts to consider.

The ------- of Queen Elizabeth I impressed her contemporaries: she seemed to know what dignitaries and foreign leaders were thinking.

Here at the BSAT HQ we recently received an exciting email from a MR. HILLARY CLINTON, addressed to DEARLY BELOVED. The reason we're excited is that the opening sentence, quoted below, sets up a great real-life math problem. Here it is:

"I wish to use this medium and my new office to inform you that your CONTRACT/INHERITANCE Payment of USD$10m (TEN Million Dollars) from CITI BANK OF NIGERIA has been RELEASED and APPROVED for onward transfer to you via an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw all the USD$10m in any ATM SERVICE MACHINE in any part of the world, but the maximum you can withdraw in a day is USD$10,000 Only"

Assuming the ATM dispenses the money in $20 bills, by the time the CONTRACT/INHERITANCE money is 20% withdrawn, how many $20 bills will DEARLY BELOVED have?

People.com -- Nov 11 -- Céline Dion and her 67-year-old husband, René Angélil, will go to New York this weekend for a third try at becoming pregnant. "The process can be long and arduous. But you know Céline. She doesn't let go." Once again, the BSAT focuses on critical issues of the moment. The Sentence Improvement Question of the Day.

Having the details of their private lives laid bare in People magazine, just goes to show us that for celebrities, trying to stay normal is hard.

Besides the obvious problem of what can this guy be thinking, there may be something wrong with the sentence below. Pick the best alternative. Today's BSAT Sentence Improvement Question of the Day...

Sporting a mullet hairpiece and snorting crystal meth, the 1997 season flew by for Andre Agassi.

The BSAT was designed for people exactly like Levi Johnston--royal fuck-ups with high BSIQs. And we're excited to feature this inspirational figure in today's Sentence Completion.

After his triumphant spread in Playgirl Magazine, Levi Johnston has decided that his most promising next career move will be _____.

Today's BSAT offering is part Gossip Scoop and part Sentence Completion. Spotted...

Defying the entire Disney legal department, Miley Cyrus has decided to formally change her name to ________.

At the BSAT we have a soft spot for Analogies. Especially when they have "sex" written all over them. Today's Question of the Day:

Letterman : "sextortion" :: Polanski : "_______"