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Today's Sentence Completion offers a rare glimpse into the private life of a famous recluse.

Even when _______, I always recover, because _______.

Here at the BSAT we really like to promote new expressions--even when we're not quite sure what they mean. Today's Question of the Day.

During the break Oprah told Whitney she should have told Bobby, "If you ever hone in on me like that again I'm gon' air you out so good you gonna feel the breeze on your intestines."

The BSAT doesn't just prepare you for college -- it gives you valuable life-lessons. The other tests prepare you for not much more than...other tests.

After practice, Mel loved to demonstrate how to sit on your own hand until it gets numb and then give yourself "a stranger", but Cliff thought ________.

This just in: the season premiere of Gossip Girl last night was totally ignored by the College Board, whose Question of the Day was about something TOTALLY USELESS (the population of "Transitania"). OK, we think the charity polo match setting was lame, but we believe in the show enough to offer this math problem:

Blair Waldorf's closet contains 200 dresses, 100 tops, 50 skirts and 75 pairs of shoes. In theory, how many different outfits could she put together?

Tennis star Serena Williams, not usually a source of famous quotes, has come up with a classic, shouted in anger to a line judge at the 2009 US Open Semi-Finals. But can it be improved upon?

"I swear to God I'm fucking taking this ball and shoving it down your fucking throat."

Unlike the SAT, a BSAT Sentence Improvement question is often related to crucial current events:

Yesterday President Obama attempted to indoctrinate 40 million school kids through the means of his Neuralizing Socialist Mind Ray, but luckily they detected the powerful beam just in time and made him stop.

Shamefully, the SAT has never given Maria Sharapova's contributions to higher mathematics due credit. The BSAT repairs that injustice with today's Math problem!

During a Wimbledon match being watched live online by 100,000 internet viewers, Maria Sharapova loses a contact lens. Afraid it might get stepped on, she refuses to let anyone help her look for it. On her hands and knees, Maria can examine 52 sq ft of grass per minute. The tournament webmaster notices that for every 3 minutes that Maria’s search continues, the number of viewers doubles. If Maria has to search her entire side of the court without finding the lens, how many people will be watching by the end?