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Today's BSAT Sentence Completion delves into vampire-human dating culture. Help us open up a new vein of questions.

"I told you there's no such thing as a nice vampire!" said Suzy's mom to her _______ body.

BSAT math is the math you need when life serves you a pig's breakfast. Here's a mess the SAT wouldn't touch in a Hazmat suit:

Paris's period is 3 weeks late. Her diary shows that during the last month, while fertile, she slept with her current boyfriend 4 times, her ex-boyfriend twice, the pool boy 7 times and also once with some Italian guy. Assuming that she is actually pregnant, what are the chances that the pool boy is the father of Paris's child?

Body art is crucial in these troubled times. But today's standardized tests completely ignore it. The BSAT doesn't. Today's math problem:

Laura falls for Ed and has his name tattooed on her forehead. Her next boyfriend turns out to be named Red, so she extends the tattoo. She then takes up with Fred, followed by Fredo:

   Ed    REd    FREd    FREdo    _______

If the pattern continues, who can she date next?

The following is a BSAT Math problem. Solve it. Pick the right answer. Or don't. See if we care. 

Alone and depressed on a Saturday night, Roxanne buys an 18-oz. (1 lb., 2 oz.) Costco chocolate layer cake. Before she knows it, she has eaten all but the slice indicated below.

How much cake has Roxanne stuffed down?