more bsat questions

THIS WEEKEND'S HALL OF FAMER from January 6, 2010

Ripped from the headlines! Fill in the rest of this recent AP news story lead paragraph!

Police say an Ohio woman ________ through a McDonald's drive-through window because _______________ weren't available.

Ripped from the headlines! Fill in the rest of this recent AP news story lead paragraph!

Police say an Ohio woman ________ through a McDonald's drive-through window because _______________ weren't available.

Relax for a minute from the holiday craziness and curl up around the fire with some good old traditionally-flavored, preservative-laden snack foods.

Doritos new marketing campaign focusing on ________ and ________ led to the creation of their new “Tacos at Midnight” and “Late Night Jalepeno Popper”.

Sometimes amidst all the hustle and bustle of the holiday shopping season, we forget what the season is truly about: gluttonously stuffing our faces with as much unhealthy food as humanly (or inhumanly) possible. Luckily the folks on reality television are here to remind us of that fact.

NBC’s “The Biggest Loser” plans to unveil its heaviest contestant ever in 526 lb DJ Mike Ventrella. Meanwhile 218 lb competitive eater Joey Chestnut holds the world’s record for eating 66 hot dogs in 12 minutes. If each hot dog weighs .25 lbs, approximately how much would Mike Ventrella have to eat in 12 minutes to consume the equivalent percentage of his body weight?

Happy Thanksgiving. The price of a turkey dinner has dropped in the past year, thanks to the recession. But not low enough for some people...

Bartholomew, a miser, is being forced to host a Thanksgiving dinner for 12 of his relatives. He is trying to choose among the following cheezoid sources for his feast:

I. Walmart's Turkey Dinner for 6...cost: $20

II. Pizza Uno's Turkey Deep Dish Pizza, one large pie feeds 3...cost $12.90

III. MacDonald's Big Mac...cost: $3.79

Which choice would be Bartholomew's cheapest solution per person?

For today's Sentence Completion, we've combined our passion for organic, small-carbon-footprint, locally-grown beef with our deep interest in the history of the bong. The results are disturbing, even to us.

Back in the 70's a hippie farmer discovered that the fastest way to fatten up his herd of cattle was to let them graze on marijuana, so they _______.

Life sometimes calls upon our subtlest abilities to see patterns in order to discern the kinky from among the otherwise ordinary. Today's BSAT Sentence Completion Question of the Day...

Alexis' fondness for ________ and _______ raised more than just eyebrows at the checkout counter.

The College Admissions process is mega-stressful, thanks in part to those bastards at the College Board. Here at the BSAT we're trying to be part of the solution--with Sentences Improvements such as:

All fucked up from applying to college, Prasant thought he was alone until he picked up Chicken Soup for the Teen Soul Who's All Fucked Up From Applying to College.

The following is a BSAT Math problem. Solve it. Pick the right answer. Or don't. See if we care. 

Alone and depressed on a Saturday night, Roxanne buys an 18-oz. (1 lb., 2 oz.) Costco chocolate layer cake. Before she knows it, she has eaten all but the slice indicated below.

How much cake has Roxanne stuffed down?