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Aliens & Anal Probes

If it takes 10 aliens 2 hours to perform anal probes on 6 abductees, how long would it take 5 aliens to do 1/3 of the work?
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From The BSAT Official Study Guide by John Forster & Marc Segan

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Diagnosing Charlotte

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Charlotte, always fussy, developed full-blown _____ in college, carefully _____ every surface, hidden or visible, with _____.
From "The BSAT Official Study Guide" by John Forster and Marc Segan (Running Press)

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Siamese Rohrschach Test

HALL OF FAME QUESTION OF THE DAY

Have you ever taken a Rohrschach test? You just look at an ink blot and say what it reminds you of. Then you get a score between 200 and 800. Today's Sentence Improvement.

Her Siamese cats born gruesomely attached, the psychiatrist should have chosen a different ink blot for Cynthia's Rohrschach test.

 

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The doctor's mistake

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A moment after he hung up, the visiting cardiologist,_______, finally noticed the young girl resting on the couch in the same room where he had just screamed into his cell phone, "I'm going to cut his balls off and make him eat them!"
KUDOS TO:  YMS, the then-12 year-old girl this actually happened to.

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Dialysis Machine Lemon

The March 13 official College Board Question of the Day was the following:

In a certain lawn-mower factory, 0.06 percent of all mowers produced are defective. On the average, there will be 3 defective mowers out of how many produced?

What a waste! Today's BSAT Question of the Day...

In a certain kidney dialysis machine factory, 0.06 percent of all machines produced are defective. On the average, there will be 3 dead toxic shock patients out of how many produced?

Dialysis
Thanks to the usual suspects (those bastards at the College Board!)

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Orville's Difficult Landing

As if punctuating the difficult landing, Orville came to a stop with _____.
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- from The BSAT Official Study Guide (at bookstores everywhere).

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Swine-Flu mutant

The editors of the BSAT bring you the finest and most interesting subject matter, untarnished by elitism or skepticism. Today's Sentence Completion example:

Although most cases of H1N1 "swine flu" have been no more serious than the usual seasonal virus, secretly, authorities _______ a possible outbreak of something a little more alarming.

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Hat tip to Eric Goldman for the graphic

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'Whatchamacallit' is to Alzheimer's...

Idiots that they are, the College Board cut Analogies out of the SAT in 2005. But Analogies are the most fun you can have with a #2 pencil! Lots more available in The BSAT Official Study Guide.

Below you are given a pair of words or phrases that are somehow related. Select the choice that makes the second pair related in the same way as the first.

whatchamacallit : Alzheimer's    ::    goddamfuckingcocksucker : _______

This question comes from The BSAT Official Study Guide $12.95 at bookstores everywhere!

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