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From The BSAT Official Study Guide by John Forster & Marc Segan
Oralgami, the art of tongue-folding
BSAT questions point you in exciting vocational directions beyond accountant or lawyer. For instance, have you ever considered a career as a contortionist? No? Today's Sentence Improvement question may inspire you.
When she began her study of "Oralgami", the beautiful but painful art of Japanese tongue-folding, Jeanine never would have ever imagined that she would ever master the classic Five Lotus Petals.
That blinking grid is...whatchamacallit.
My Dick -- Hall of Fame Question of the Day
my dick : your dick :: _______ : _______
Britain's Next Top Missing Left Leg
Last night the fashion reality show "Britain's Missing Top Model" started a new season. Woohoo! If you know what the word "Missing" refers to...you have BSAT potential. Vanna, let's play the game.
As a contestant on "Britain's Missing Top Model," Melanie quickly learned that it's OK to be missing your left leg, but _______.
The BSAT makes novel use of a classic childrens' tale in today's Sentence Completion Question of the Day.
Bob, whose working name was "The Blue Fairy", could tell by the length of the guy's________that he was lying when he said that fairies didn't prick his interest.
Today's Question of the Day is really tough, so it may be of interest only to nerds. Of course, it's also really disgusting, so the rest of you may want to stick around.
At the highly respected urbandictionary.com, a chode is defined as a penis that is no longer than it is wide. See the simplified dong diagram below. With which of the examples of dimensions (I, II or III) would a dong qualify as a chode?
To do well on standardized tests, you need a good brain. Probably nothing like the cellulite-riddled grey mass shown below. Today's math Question of the Day...
A normal brain weighs 3 pounds. Abnormal brains weigh 2.5 pounds. If the contents of a a burlap sack filled with both kinds of brains weigh 25 pounds, how many abnormal brains can the sack contain?
Here at the BSAT we lack a gag reflex. Your mileage may vary. Today's Sentence Completion:
Marvin's distinctive stomach tattoo announced to the world that he was a player and, unfortunately for him, that the game was ________.
The BSAT doesn't just prepare you for college -- it gives you valuable life-lessons. The other tests prepare you for not much more than...other tests.
After practice, Mel loved to demonstrate how to sit on your own hand until it gets numb and then give yourself "a stranger", but Cliff thought ________.
In its quest for relevance, the BSAT often rips its questions right out of today's headlines: "CNN -- A judge has ruled that four women will stand trial for their roles in a Wisconsin motel incident arising out of a love triangle." [Actually a love pentagon, we note.]
When they super-glued his penis to his stomach, it never occurred to the girls that they could be charged with _____.
Oralgami, the art of tongue-folding
BSAT questions point you in exciting vocational directions beyond accountant or lawyer. For instance, have you ever considered a career as a contortionist? No? Today's Sentence Improvement question may inspire you.
When she began her study of "Oralgami", the beautiful but painful art of Japanese tongue-folding, Jeanine never would have ever imagined that she would ever master the classic Five Lotus Petals.
Unlike the politically correct pile of crap that is the SAT, the BSAT never shrinks from exploring challenging social issues. Today an analogy:
my dick : your dick :: _______ : _______
The following is a BSAT Math problem. Solve it. Pick the right answer. Or don't. See if we care.
Zack, a nerd, is obsessed with breasts. After studying all the girls in the junior class, he has created the graph below.
What is the median cup size for the girls in Zack's class?
