more bsat questions

Everyone knows that automobiles are dangerous. Just driving to the grocery store you have a 2 in 1000 chance of getting into an accident. Talking on a cell phone as you drive increases those odds by a factor of 15, while getting a blowjob behind the wheel bumps them up by a factor of 33. What are your chances of crashing if you drive, talk, and get blown all at once?

 

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Like Somali pirates, a car salesman works on commission, but only recently, in a desperate attempt to unload mounds of Detroit's stinkers, have they started taking hostages and using shoulder-launched rockets.

 

"_______" is an actual advertising slogan for Toyota that has acquired an ironic meaning in light of their massive and disastrous sticking gas pedal recall.

Among life's great milestones: getting into college, getting your driver's license & getting laid. Today we deal with driving:

How much more common is hitting the curb than hitting the instructor?

The sentence below may or may not need improving. Choose the answer choice that makes it least screwed up.

Like Somali pirates, a car salesman works on commission, but only recently, in a desperate attempt to unload mounds of Detroit's stinkers, have they started taking hostages and using shoulder-launched rockets.