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With today's Question of the Day, the BSAT helps you focus on the personal attributes that colleges are really looking for. 'Savoir faire' always impresses them: knowing how to do just the right thing in the right situation.

_______ your college admissions officer is an ideal way to express sincere interest in a school.

Some data: An SAT question is 14% more effective than a tab of Ambien. OTOH, the average BSAT question is equivalent to one and a half ampules of KaBooM Guarana Blast. Plus, today's BSAT question has a "Raiders of the Lost Ark Coolness" factor of .996 (out of 1.0).

A decorative object from the Louvre Museum, formally thought to be Napoleon's field desk, has finally been identified as a primitive laptop, whose 10 byte hard drive contains nothing but a 40 pixel naked photo of Marie Antoinette.

At the BSAT we recognize txt as a real language. And we expect you to be able to improve it, when necessary. Today's SI, from our intern Natasha's cell. Can you improve it?

n i wuz lyke 'ur a total bytch' n she wuz lyke 'u da bytch u slutty hoebag' n i wuz lyke 'fuc u, ur bf is a muthafucca n he dun lyke u so shut da fuc up bytch' n she wox away cuz she aint got nuttin 2 say 2 me cuz she a hoe wit no comebacks!

The following sentence may be screwed up in some way. Or it may not. Pick the best alternative to the underlined portion.

According to the Consumer Safety Council, an astonishing 64% of a cell phone's deaths occur in a familiar toilet, post-use but pre-flush.