BSAT World : Past Questions Of The Day

Three types of violence account for all the commercial success of Quentin Tarantino's latest film, Die, You Pulpy Hack, Chapter One! The ratio of their occurrences, severings to stabbings to shootings, is 4:3:2. If the flick grosses $150,000,000 in its first 4 weeks, how much of that amount should Quentin credit to stabbings alone?

a) $10,000,000

b) $25,000,000

c) $50,000,000

d) It's wrong to glourify violince, so it ought not be determined.

e) Extreme violence is fun, but the answer is impossible to determine.

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Leaving home to fly the big red bird

Because of his inability to distinguish between ________, Vince decided to run off and join the Na'vi.

a) Owen and Luke Wilson

b) obtainium and unobtainium

c) Avatar and Dances With Wolves

d) movies and reality

e) heliotrope and fuscia

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Tony Jaa's skull-cracking

Without a weapon, Tony Jaa breaks 16 skulls per minute fighting nameless henchmen. Armed with elephant bones his rate increases to 28 skulls per minute. If Tony fights for 1 minute and 30 seconds without a weapon, and 45 seconds with elephant bones, what is his AVERAGE rate of skull breaking?

e) Cannot be determined: The evil boss never waits past 15 henchmen dying.

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My Dick -- Hall of Fame Question of the Day

Unlike the politically correct pile of crap that is the SAT, the BSAT never shrinks from exploring challenging social issues. Today an analogy:

my dick : your dick :: _______ : _______

a) bench pressed 350 : couldn't shoplift at Thrifty

b) like an M16 : an AK47

c) look like a munchkin : size of a pumpkin

d) stainless steel crapper : face like a rapper

e) served a whole luncheon : need no introduction

From the song "My Dick", featured in the movie Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay. This Question of the Day is a BSAT Hall of Fame question!

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Mean Girls

Keeping its ironclad commitment to relevance, today's BSAT math question presents techniques you'll need to count your enemies.

There are f mean girls in Clique A and u mean girls in Clique B. Clique C contains all the mean girls who are in either Clique A or B. There are p mean girls who are in both Clique A and Clique B, p > 0. Which of the following expresses the number of mean girls in Clique C?