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'Vajazzling' is a relatively new trend in which _____ use jewels and trinkets to decorate their _____.

The Baroness was scandalized to learn that in the United States, a _____ had come a hair's breadth from prevailing over a _____.

The big question about Tiger Woods' return to golf is whether he'll be bringing his _______.

The BSAT goes back to the well. It's just too good to resist. Today's Sentence Completion Question of the Day...

Sex addiction is a horrible condition that it has quite nearly derailed the career of a great athlete and betrayed fans everywhere.

Let the equation f(T) = s⁴ - s_i^1/2 + h⁶ represent Tiger Woods' internal state at the time of his recent public apology, where: s = sorry, s_i = sincere and h = horny 

Based on the above, which of the following best describes Tiger's condition:

Complete this quote by former figure skating gold medalist, and current NBC figure skating commentator Scott Hamilton: "Male figure skating is different than female figure skating; we're not _______ America's __________."

The Mexican team, consisting of one 51-year-old downhill skier-aristocrat, might finally break the curse and medal in the 2010 Winter Olympics, _______.

Current USC Head Football coach Lane Kiffin has exactly 2.25 years of head coaching experience. During that time he has managed to alienate several fans. First Raiders owner Al Davis (fan base: 1), was upset with Kiffin and ran him out of town. Since Raiders fans (fan base: 100,626) know that Al Davis is a senile kook, they stayed on board. Soon, however Kiffin landed at the University of Tennessee (fan base: 1,623,274), immediately talked shit to Florida (fan base: 1,716,940) and Georgia (fan base: 1,559,159) alienating their fans, and promptly backstabbed Tennessee (alienating their fans) leaving for USC during the height of recruiting time. Moreover, by proving Al Davis right he alienated the Raider fans as well. If the greater Pac-10 (USC’s conference) has a fan base of 12,337,969 and the ratio of coaching tenure to total fans alienated holds constant, how long will it take Lane Kiffin to alienate every fan in his conference’s fan base?

During the NFC Championship game New Orleans Saints defensive back Tracy Porter sported a haircut featuring 4 ghosts from the video game Pac Man. Porter also intercepted Favre's final pass. Favre has now thrown 2 NFC Championship game losing interceptions. Peyton Manning, the quarterback opposing the Saints in this week's Super Bowl has thus far thrown 0 Super Bowl losing interceptions. Assuming the ratio of hair ghosts to career game losing interceptions holds constant, how many ghosts does Porter have to shave into his head to ensure Manning throws a Super Bowl-losing interception?

The following item comes from the Baltimore Sun on January 31, 2010.

Many are outraged that Michael Vick, the former owner of Bad Newz Kennels, where dogs were electrocuted and hanged as punishment for not fighting hard enough, is the Philadelphia Eagles' pick for the Ed Block Courage Award, named after the inventor of Vick's Vapo-Rub for canines.

Superbowl XLIV happens on February 7, 2010. If Brett Favre was born on October 10, 1969, how old will he be when he leads the Venusian Planetoids to victory in Superbowl LXXXVIII?

The Roman Vernal Equinox Games of the year LXXXVIII A.D. showcased Gladiators, Lions and Christians. There were a total of IV Christians participating. If the ratio of Gladiators to Lions was VII:II and the ratio of Lions to Christians was IX:I, how many Gladiators were there?

(You may use a calculator. Or a sundial.)

Tennis star Serena Williams, not usually a source of famous quotes, has come up with a classic, shouted in anger to a line judge at the 2009 US Open Semi-Finals. But can it be improved upon?

"I swear to God I'm fucking taking this ball and shoving it down your fucking throat."

Tennis star Serena Williams, not usually a source of famous quotes, has come up with a classic, shouted in anger to a line judge at the 2009 US Open Semi-Finals. But can it be improved upon?

 

"I swear to God I'm fucking taking this ball and shoving it down your fucking throat."

John Calipari is the slime-ball coach for the University of Kentucky men’s basketball team. William Wesley (aka “Worldwide Wes”) is a mild-mannered Detroit mortgage-broker by day and notoriously shady deliverer of oft-ineligible basketball recruits by night. If Calipari stole 3/6ths of his 6-man recruiting class from Memphis (a school currently in the process of receiving probation for players in Calipari’s 2007 recruiting class), received 2/6ths from Worldwide Wes, and each of Worldwide Wes’ recruits make it 33% more likely that the teams NCAA Tournament run will be expunged from the history books within 10 years because a player is retroactively ruled ineligible, what are the chances Kentucky’s forthcoming NCAA tournament run will still be listed in the history books 10 years from now.

Marta was excited to land a job in the chorus of the Lake Oswego Water Ballet but didn't appreciate her wise-ass boyfriend calling her a "______."

 

Besides the obvious problem of what can this guy be thinking, there may be something wrong with the sentence below. Pick the best alternative. Today's BSAT Sentence Improvement Question of the Day...

Sporting a mullet hairpiece and snorting crystal meth, the 1997 season flew by for Andre Agassi.

Today we introduce Reading Passages on the BSATWorld.com site. You'll find many more in The BSAT Official Study Guide, available in bookstores everywhere.

PHILADELPHIA, Sept. 16. - Life-long Phillies fan Steve Monforto caught a Jason Werth foul ball, handed it to his cute 3 year-old daughter, Emily, who promptly threw the prize into the lower deck. In response, Monforto smiled and did what anyone would have done--he grabbed the child and began crushing her to death. Although the incident took place in front of more than 27,000 fans, not one made a move to stop him or call Child Protective Services. The unified community non-reaction was a lesson for Emily; there are some lines you just don't cross. Next time she'll think twice.

The author of the above passage pretends to be reporting news, yet he manages to squeeze in his own views. Which statement BEST sums up his opinion?

The BSAT doesn't just prepare you for college -- it gives you valuable life-lessons. The other tests prepare you for not much more than...other tests.

After practice, Mel loved to demonstrate how to sit on your own hand until it gets numb and then give yourself "a stranger", but Cliff thought ________.

Tennis star Serena Williams, not usually a source of famous quotes, has come up with a classic, shouted in anger to a line judge at the 2009 US Open Semi-Finals. But can it be improved upon?

"I swear to God I'm fucking taking this ball and shoving it down your fucking throat."