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Green Bay's "Mullet Place" street sign has disappeared so many times city crews have _________________________________.
That's Gonna Result In a Hefty Fine...
A sumo wrestler ripped a cash machine out of a Moscow store on Friday, walking off with the bulky 200-pound machine containing $838 on his shoulders, police said. The strongman later told police he was _____________.

Does the SAT meet the legal definition of

In evaluating torture techniques for inmates at Gitmo, it came down to administering either waterboarding or the SAT, but the ladder was rejected as cruel and unusual.
In a large American city the population of Santa Clauses breaks down as follows:
Professional Santas 55%
Charity volunteers 35%
Perverts (either pro or volunteer) 5%
The rest are undercover cops.
If there are 250 undercover cop Santas, how many pervert Santas are there?

KuteKilledKitten's Illegal Downloads
Every day KuteKilledKitten illegally downloads 16 gigabytes of emo music onto a 500 gig hard drive. If she starts downloading to her hard drive on December 1st, on what day will it fill up so that she'll to need to order a new one from Other World Computing?

In its quest for relevance, the BSAT often rips its questions right out of today's headlines: "CNN -- A judge has ruled that four women will stand trial for their roles in a Wisconsin motel incident arising out of a love triangle." [Actually a love pentagon, we note.]
When they super-glued his penis to his stomach, it never occurred to the girls that they could be charged with _____.
