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Does the SAT meet the legal definition of

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In evaluating torture techniques for inmates at Gitmo, it came down to administering either waterboarding or the SAT, but the ladder was rejected as cruel and unusual.
From BSATorld.com, this question was first posted back in simpler times, on October 10, 2009. There are lots more where it came from. Have a look.

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Cops and Santas

In a large American city the population of Santa Clauses breaks down as follows:

Professional Santas 55%
Charity volunteers 35%
Perverts (either pro or volunteer) 5%
The rest are undercover cops.

If there are 250 undercover cop Santas, how many pervert Santas are there?

 

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KuteKilledKitten's Illegal Downloads

It never occurs to the idiots at the College Board that some of you may be heading for exciting careers in the field of digital bootlegging. But at the BSAT, not only do we know it...but we want to help you develop your skills. Like, with today's Math problem.  

Every day KuteKilledKitten illegally downloads 16 gigabytes of emo music onto a 500 gig hard drive. If she starts downloading to her hard drive on December 1st, on what day will it fill up so that she'll to need to order a new one from Other World Computing?

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Sticky Love Pentangle

In its quest for relevance, the BSAT often rips its questions right out of today's headlines: "CNN -- A judge has ruled that four women will stand trial for their roles in a Wisconsin motel incident arising out of a love triangle." [Actually a love pentagon, we note.]

 

When they super-glued his penis to his stomach, it never occurred to the girls that they could be charged with _____.

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