more bsat questions

Relax for a minute from the holiday craziness and curl up around the fire with some good old traditionally-flavored, preservative-laden snack foods.

Doritos new marketing campaign focusing on ________ and ________ led to the creation of their new “Tacos at Midnight” and “Late Night Jalepeno Popper”.

The holidays will soon be over and they'll start playing real music again on the radio. And we'll get back to real BSAT questions. Meanwhile...

 

My-Dick-In-A-Box : necktie :: ______ : ______

 

Dr. Seuss is one of the high priests of the holidays, thanks to his beloved children's classic ______.

 

Since smashing into the North Pole with Mrs. Santa in hot pursuit with a golf club, Santa has been fired as official spokesman for Christmas, as the scandal continues to snowball.

Santa notices that one of his elves picks his nose every 3 minutes, his teeth every 5 minutes, and his ass every 7 minutes. At 3:00 pm precisely, he does all three. When will he next do all three at the same time?

In a large American city the population of Santa Clauses breaks down as follows:

Professional Santas 55%
Charity volunteers 35%
Perverts (either pro or volunteer) 5%
The rest are undercover cops.

If there are 250 undercover cop Santas, how many pervert Santas are there?