more bsat questions

Police have arrested two women at a British airport after they reportedly tried to smuggle a corpse onto a flight. The BBC and other British media reported that the women placed the man, a relative of theirs, into a wheelchair and covered his face with sunglasses in a bid to get him aboard a flight to Berlin. In their defense, the women said they _______________.

"You're nothing but a disgusting wrinkled _______!" she shrieked. "That's a big word for a 12 year-old," replied the old degenerate.

QUACK! Yesterday the College Board served up a big fat sitting duck, complete with "KICK ME" sign affixed to its waddling duck-butt. BSAT answers the call, reproducing their exact Question of the Day, but offering you answer choices that those idiots didn't have the drake-nuts to consider.

The ------- of Queen Elizabeth I impressed her contemporaries: she seemed to know what dignitaries and foreign leaders were thinking.

At the BSAT we have a soft spot for Analogies. Especially when they have "sex" written all over them. Today's Question of the Day:

Letterman : "sextortion" :: Polanski : "_______"

"LOS ANGELES (AP) Sept. 11 - Gertrude Baines, the world's oldest known person, who once quipped she had won the genetic lottery, died Friday at a nursing home. She was 115." Today's Improving Sentences question:

The harshest thing about being the World's Oldest Person is that the minute you die you're immediately stripped of your title.