The BSAT and the Raiders of the Lost Mac
Some data: An SAT question is 14% more effective than a tab of Ambien. OTOH, the average BSAT question is equivalent to one and a half ampules of KaBooM Guarana Blast. Plus, today's BSAT question has a "Raiders of the Lost Ark Coolness" factor of .996 (out of 1.0).
A decorative object from the Louvre Museum, formally thought to be Napoleon's field desk, has finally been identified as a primitive laptop, whose 10 byte hard drive contains nothing but a 40 pixel naked photo of Marie Antoinette.
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