Philip writes the titles porno movies. After the success of his first two names, "The Legend in Bagger's Pants" and "Glad-He-Ate-Her", Philip became disillusioned and lost the passion for his work. After that merely built up a stockpile of potential titles of which only 1/2 of contained a pun of a real movie or television show title, and 2/3rds of his titles, pun or otherwise, contained the word "ass" or some derivative. Assuming Philip's patented porno production process starts by picking a title at random from his title box (then minor elements like casting and plot are fleshed out later), how much greater are the chances that his next film is a sci-fi spoof entitled "Assatar" than they are for a quirky medical comedy (and Neil Patrick Harris vehicle) entitled "Doogie Plows Her."

LOVE AND SEX
Sign in to comment
Click here to submit content using your Facebook account.