Current USC Head Football coach Lane Kiffin has exactly 2.25 years of head coaching experience. During that time he has managed to alienate several fans. First Raiders owner Al Davis (fan base: 1), was upset with Kiffin and ran him out of town. Since Raiders fans (fan base: 100,626) know that Al Davis is a senile kook, they stayed on board. Soon, however Kiffin landed at the University of Tennessee (fan base: 1,623,274), immediately talked shit to Florida (fan base: 1,716,940) and Georgia (fan base: 1,559,159) alienating their fans, and promptly backstabbed Tennessee (alienating their fans) leaving for USC during the height of recruiting time. Moreover, by proving Al Davis right he alienated the Raider fans as well. If the greater Pac-10 (USC’s conference) has a fan base of 12,337,969 and the ratio of coaching tenure to total fans alienated holds constant, how long will it take Lane Kiffin to alienate every fan in his conference’s fan base?
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Hilarious Question, no doubt Lane Kiffin is a d-bag. Unfortunately your math for the "correct" answer is way off. According to your numbers he has alienated roughly 5 million fans over 2.25 years, now he is going to alienate 12.3 million more. 5 million is roughly 40% of 12.3 million but more fans=more time not less time so 2.25*12.3/5=5.5 so it will be roughly 5 and a half years until he alienates them all. I expect him to speed things up though and piss everyone off much more quickly than that.
posted February 10, 2010 05:50pm