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The Project Runway Design Challenge, which was to create a Grammys outfit for Lady GaGa using only items from the recycling station and traditional hotdog condiments, was sort of a desperate reach but _______.

The U.S. House of Representatives voted today 240 - 179 to jointly censure Kanye West, Serena Williams and Republican Rep. Joe Wilson. There are 435 members of the House. Of those, 352 are Shameless Liars and 176 are Brazen Hypocrites. The 16 who declined to vote are all Craven Worms. How many Congressmen are both Brazen Hypocrites and Shameless Liars?
Below is Kanye West’s public apology for his stage-crashing antics at this year’s VMAs. Choose the sentence that would best replace this one.
I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM.

If there are approximately 4 million babies born in the US every year, roughly how many women actually go into labor on Labor Day?

Suppose Robert Pattinson made a deal with the film studio Summit Entertainment. Instead of a flat fee for the next Twilight movie, New Moon, the studio will pay the star of the film a percentage of gross profits for the first 4 weekends that the movie is in theaters. If the contract states Mr. Pattinson will be awarded 5% of gross profits for the first 2 weekends and 10% of gross profits for the third and fourth weekend, how much will the actor make if New Moon grosses the following amount each weekend:
- Weekend 1: $230 Million
- Weekend 2: $88 Million
- Weekend 3: $35 Million
- Weekend 4: $22 Million

Octomom has done it again -- she's pregnant! This time, though, she's got 9 buns in the oven. If TLC wants to have a live, hour long, commercial-free broadcast of her delivery, what's the average rate of childbirth Octomom must maintain if she's going to deliver all 9 babies in 60 minutes?

Mild Sauce, pimp and crack dealer, has 98 problems, but a bitch ain't one. 15 are related to semiautomatic weapons, the po'po account for 26, his crack supply accounts for 31, general existential angst causes 12, and the rest are caused by his fear that Obama's stimulus plan will finally revitalize the economy. What percentage of Mild Sauce's problems are caused by his fear that an upturn in the economy will cut down on the number of people who turn to his low-quality crack and skanky hos for entertainment?
Bob takes pills for his erectile dysfunction. Each pill Bob consumes gives him a 45 minute erection. If Bob wants to get it on at the Pleasure Dome from 7pm-10pm tonight and for 139 minutes the following afternoon, at least how many pills must Bob consume to make sure Madam Suzette and her girls can do their job?

Jack and Jill go sake bombing at the local Geisha Garden. Jill knows that after 5 sake bombs, she'll throw up the equivalent of 1 bomb. Jack knows that after 20 sake bombs, he'll throw up the equivalent of 2.5 bombs. If they are alive after having 41 sake bombs each on a Saturday night, how many sake bombs will be in their stomachs in total?

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