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Bob has become aroused. Unlike most, his penis is shaped like a perfect cylinder. The head of his dick contains a fixed amount of blood regardless of his flaccidity. His shaft starts with a length of 3 inches and a radius of 1 inch. His penis grows at 0.25 inches per second in length, and 0.0625 inches per second in radius. At the exact instant his shaft is 5 inches in length, find the rate at which the volume of blood in his dick is increasing.

Mild Sauce, pimp and crack dealer, has 98 problems, but a bitch ain't one. 15 are related to semiautomatic weapons, the po'po account for 26, his crack supply accounts for 31, general existential angst causes 12, and the rest are caused by his fear that Obama's stimulus plan will finally revitalize the economy. What percentage of Mild Sauce's problems are caused by his fear that an upturn in the economy will cut down on the number of people who turn to his low-quality crack and skanky hos for entertainment?
Bob takes pills for his erectile dysfunction. Each pill Bob consumes gives him a 45 minute erection. If Bob wants to get it on at the Pleasure Dome from 7pm-10pm tonight and for 139 minutes the following afternoon, at least how many pills must Bob consume to make sure Madam Suzette and her girls can do their job?

That chronic itch was getting to be a real problem because Louie’s hand was always down his pants.