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b) sisterfucker

c) mothershitter

d) opthalmologism

e) retrogradient

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Steven Liu

Some bitch jinxes you. What do you do?

b) Discuss it emotionally.

c) Beat the bitch with wood.

d) Fuck her for an apology.

e) Do the matrix and evade the jinx. I'm alternate dimensioning that shit.

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Biff took _______ at being called _______.

a) drugs .. a druggie

b) on water .. "a sinking shit"

c) umbrage .. a dipshit

d) it wrong .. confused

e) part in a riot .. on his cell phone

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Margaret and the Goat

When Margaret told me that I shouldn't let them get my goat, I _______.

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a) locked up Molly, my pet goat

b) closed the barn door, but Molly was already gone

c) got a frog in my throat

d) told them to fuck off

e) told her oh yeah she looked like a horse

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MM Kool K

Joey goes to woot.com and buys a "Bag of Random Crap" for $3.00 that contains a swimmer's noseplug, a graphic novel, a tomagachi and a subwoofer. If the average cost per item to woot is .08 what is their profit margin on Joey's crap?

e) They're losing money.

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